Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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