glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
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i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
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The feeling are messing with the penis
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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