After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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