i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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