she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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