A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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