Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
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I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
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I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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