About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Holy sore nipples Batman
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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