i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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