Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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