brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
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Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
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My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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