Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
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my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
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Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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