thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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