For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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