doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
