Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
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I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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