Got a toothbrush?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
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We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
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This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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