She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
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She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
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Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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