p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
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It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
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Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I currently don't understand fingers.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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