i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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