One girl and one boy is just not enough.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
My dick has a subreddit
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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