girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
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These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
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I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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