Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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