yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
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So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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