trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
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Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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