Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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