I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
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Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
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Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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