i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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