Pants 0. Shit 1.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
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Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
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In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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