I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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