well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
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Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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