he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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