What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
Randomize
