She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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