I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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