Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
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Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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