Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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