...so i touched it.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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