In the future we'll all be gay
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
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I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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