She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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