as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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