that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
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I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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