no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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