Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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