its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
only you would photoshop your dick
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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