Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
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Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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