how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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