My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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