i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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