Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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