They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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