dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
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if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
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Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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