Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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