Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
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are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
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You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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