he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
2020 sucks, I want a refund
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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