"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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