who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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