Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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