I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
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you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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